Mom:I'm upset! I missed the last ten minutes of Little House on the Prairie!
Me:Haven't you watched that for the past 30 years?
Mom:I still need to know what happens next! It was a two-parter and I fell asleep!
Me:Mom, you already know what happens!
Mom:But Pa was working in the mine, and he was trying to earn money to save Mary who is sick in the hospital!
Me:But haven't you seen this si-
Mom:And Pa is in the mine, and he's blowing up holes for the train! And Mr. Edwards is standing outside and can see Pa, but the oxygen is going out and he's about to pass out! And the flame in his lantern is flickering because there's no oxygen!
Mom:There's no jobs in Walnut Grove, that's all I know! And we think we've got it bad!
Mom:They don't have cottage cheese and hot sauce, that's for sure!